Sassper Goods

I Want To Be A Nice Person Magnet

I want to be a nice person but everyone is just so stupid. "2 x 2" magnet. Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing. Printed colors may vary slightly.

I'll Always Be There When I Need You Magnet

"2 x 2" magnet. Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing. Printed colors may vary slightly

I'm A Happy Go Lucky Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

"2 x 2" magnet. Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing. Printed colors may vary slightly

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Booze Magnet

1024 Magnet: I'm afraid if I give up booze I'll have to replace it with murder. 2"x2" Magnet. Printed colors may vary slightly.

I'm No Expert, But I Know A Prick When I See One

"2 x 2" magnet. Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing. Printed colors may vary slightly

I'm Speeding Because I Have To Poop Keytag

"3 1/2 " Key Tags Wood Key Chain Metal Key Ring Included.

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Now Magnet

"2 x 2" magnet. Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing. Printed colors may vary slightly

I'm Trying To Get Into The Holiday Spirit Holiday Ornament

Wooden Ornament Approx: 3" Diam.

If Dogs Could Talk I Would Never Even Want To Try Magnet

If dogs could talk I would never even want to try to make human friends again."2 x 2" magnet.Packaged in a clear cello bag with cardboard backing.Printed colors may vary slightly.